Originally, I was going to entitle this blog “Life Lessons”. The two problems with that is first, the title is way too cliche’, and second, I’ve learned a lot in my life. I’m on the library computer with a one hour time limit, and I dont think thats enough time to tell what I’ve learned in my life. My fingers would get tired, and you would get tired of reading. So, since I’ve started school in gotten married in the last six months, I’ll just tell you what I’ve learned since then 
1. Husbands steal blankets. Although the never want to admit that they’re about to freeze, their subconcious knows it, and it shows when they’re sleeping.
2. The smoke detector in our kitchen works very well.
3.Don’t ever, under any circumstances, believe anyone when they say ”Getting pepper sprayed now would probably be a good idea.” They’re a liar. It is NEVER, a good idea….
4. and if you do believe them, don’t wear the same shirt that you got sprayed in twice…
5. and if you do wear it twice, try to not pull it over your face.
6. Babies can make something come out of every orifice of their body. They’re just talented like that..
7. Dont try to make the POPAT easier by treating the 50 ft tunnel (that your supposed to craw through) like a slip and slide. You’ll look stupid, and it’ll hurt.
8. When you’re husband starts a sentence with “Honey, dont get mad,” it probably means you’re about to get mad…
9. and if you want to have a whole lot of fun playing with your husband’s mind, look at him and say “Do you notice anything different about me?” Even if you haven’t changed a thing, he’ll find something different.
10.When an instructor tells you to “Shut your mouth,” just go on ahead and shut it.
11. When instructors pick someone to show self defense moves on, don’t hide behind the tallest person in the class. They’ll still see your feet.
12. When people are in a “line formation,” in a position that looks like they’re ready to take the world on, dont yell “Spartans, attack!”
More to come soon….
